KEEP CALM & SHOOT ANONYMOUS.

How I came up with ‘Bad-ass Prince Eunhyuk & Prince...

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 10:09:30 +0700

How I came up with ‘Bad-ass Prince Eunhyuk & Prince Charming Minseok’ idea:

me and my friend talked about how BOYFRIEND look like princes in their Janus costumes. and I came to wonder what would it be like if my two biases, Eunhyuk and Minseok, wore prince costumes.

so… excuse me, i just had to do this >///<

Fandom Translation

Sun, 04 Nov 2012 18:14:12 +0700

Fan: my creys. my feels. hold me.
Translation: The emotional impact of this episode/line/character is almost beyond my capacity to hold in my feelings. I could really use the support of my fellow fans.
Fan: how does your face even work you DICKFACE JUST TAKE MY OVARIES YOU ASSWIPE ugh i will never be able to reproduce
Translation: I find this person to be very attractive and am oft left stunned by his/her seemingly flawless physical appearance.
Fan: i cannot. i am unable to can.
Translation: I am deeply in awe of this art/fanfiction/person/etc. It feels as though I've temporarily lost the ability to function.
Fan: omg omG I HATE YOU FUCK YOU UGGGH GO DIE
Translation: I love you. Every fiber of my being burns with a passion hotter than one thousand white-hot suns. I may or may not have a chewed-gum shrine of you in my closet.

I’m Baozi ‘Xiumin’! Guys! Chuseok is here...

Sat, 29 Sep 2012 18:26:59 +0700

I’m Baozi ‘Xiumin’!
Guys! Chuseok is here (insert cute baozi doodling here) kukuku.
Eat many delicious food and love us, EXO-M, even more.
(*it’s cute that he ‘accentuated’ the 사랑해 word so it can also mean he’s saying ‘I love you’ to the fans)
We’re getting even hungrier for your love. ^^
Then be happy with your families!

Have a nice ‘Chuseok’~

- From Xiumin -
(*i found it super cute that he writed Xiumin as 슈민=syumin)

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let me introduce you to Xiumin’s twin sister!

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 13:11:22 +0700

let me introduce you to Xiumin’s twin sister!

ihaveathingforexo: submission by: opalwhisker

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 08:09:52 +0700

ihaveathingforexo:

submission by: opalwhisker

Luhan's reaction when his lovely Baozi ignored or didn't pick...

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 08:57:47 +0700

Luhan's reaction when his lovely Baozi ignored or didn't pick him

Cutie Patatooie Xiumin (x)

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 08:55:42 +0700

Cutie Patatooie Xiumin (x)

deltadaily: Win a signed copy of Vogue Australia featuring...

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 18:13:49 +0700

deltadaily:

Win a signed copy of Vogue Australia featuring Delta Goodrem on the cover! Competition details here: http://deltadai.ly/j10y9

his cuteness killed me ;____________________;

Sun, 10 Jun 2012 00:28:30 +0700

his cuteness killed me ;____________________;

XIUMIN's fanboard replies compilation

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 01:37:00 +0700

it’s old yea i know. i just can’t help myself i had to compile it as one and post it here. he is too sweet too precious ide…. ;__________;

p.s: i just merged the title/subject with the messages.

FAN: “Oppa……ㅠㅠ I’m really shakingㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ I won the Yeongdeungpo fansignㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ I’ll go straight after the school ended……… I love youㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ huhuhu”

XIUMIN: “You really will come to see us, right?? I want to meet you too~~ㅋㅋ But how would I be able to recognize you tomorrow?”

XIUMIN’S POST

Hello~
This is EXO-M’s bun!! Xiumin~
I couldn’t catch up with you yesterday
So I, Xiumin, will be posting on the Korean board today
Tao will leave some posts on the Chinese one^^
If you leave a lot of posts, I’ll check them all!ㅋㅋ

FAN: I want to see you. What should I do?ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

XIUMIN: You can just come to see us right~??ㅋㅋ You’ll be welcome anytime♡

FAN: I can’t study because of Oppa. Please reply meㅜㅜ!! Oppa, please say “Go study and do well on your exam”ㅜㅜㅜㅜ!!!!

XIUMIN: If I reply you, you can’t talk with me;; But you’ll study, right???ㅋㅋㅋ Study hard~ Do well on your exam so you can get into uni^^

FAN: Who’s the “Mom” in EXO-M? The one who cooks!
I live in the countryside so I can’t go to see EXO-Mㅠㅠ I really really want to see you and cheer for you! Did you eat your dinner deliciously? In EXO-K D.O cooks a lot of tasty foods, who’s the Mom in EXO-M?ㅎㅎ

XIUMIN: In EXO-M we have LAY Mom who cooks and XIUMIN Mom who does the cleaning ㅋㅋㅋ

FAN: Oppa, I can’t go to the fansign today, I’m so depressedㅠㅠㅠㅠ I really want to goㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ So sad;;ㅜㅜㅜ

XIUMIN: Can’t you come tomorrow??? Won’t you go to see me?ㅜㅜ… You must be so busy~ We’ll meet when you get the chance!! Until that day, let’s make a promise ㅋㅋㅋ

FAN: I’m learning Chinese! Because I have to understand EXO-M oppas’ interview! Please support me ㅎㅎ

XIUMIN: Let’s learn Chinese with me!!! I should work hard too….. I have to be better than my fans!!ㅋㅋ

FAN: Minseok-ah, can Noona call you ‘Oppa’? Mi..Minseok o..oppa!! I want to call you ‘Minseok Oppa’.. Haah..

XIUMIN: Call me ‘Oppa’~ Just believe in Oppa ㅋㅋㅋ EWH~~~

FAN: I love you (in Chinese)~ I’ve prepared this Chinese phrase for you!!

XIUMIN: (in Chinese) Thank you^^ I love you♡

FAN: Xiumin-seok! Your wrist must be hurt a lot from the fansigning today! Here, Noona will blow on it for you ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I love you~♡

XIUMIN: If it’s for you guys, such wrist (is nothing)!!ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Don’t worry^^

FAN: Oppa, if you didn’t reply me I wouldn’t come tomorrow~ I’ll see you on the monitor tomorrowㅠㅠ Though I can’t come….

XIUMIN: Since I replied you, you’ll come, right???ㅋㅋ See you tomorrow~~

FAN: Minseok-ah, it’s trivial but Noona has something to ask!
Do you like potato or sweet potato? If you see this please reply, please..ㅠ_ㅠ………………..

XIUMIN: I like sweet pumpkin ㅋㅋㅋ

FAN: Please do “bbuing-bbuing”, Minseok-ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bbuing bbuing^////////////^

XIUMIN: ㅋㅋㅋ I don’t want to~~~ But since I’m a proud man…. Bbu~~~~~~~ing bbu~~~~~~~ing^^

FAN: If I got a reply from Minseok, I might just kill myself…… Because I’d be so happy………….ㅠㅠㅠㅠ That’s why Minseok might not reply me, just to be conciderate with Noona ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Minseok-ah, you’re a nice guy ㅠㅠㅠ Really ㅠㅠㅠㅠ ㅋㅋ Minseok-ah I like you ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

XIUMIN: If I replied this, you’d die….???ㅋㅋ Eit, then just die, ppyeong♡

FAN: Oppa is really too much. How could you make a person sick like this? ㅠ0ㅠ. Xiumin babo (stupid)

XIUMIN: You’re babo, too^^♡

FAN: ♥Minseok Oppa♥ I took away something at Cheongnyangni?ㅠㅠ
Oppa’s handsomenessㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ I took that away at Cheongnyangniㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
I’ll come to Yeongdeungpo to return your handsomeness~♥♥ You were ‘jjang’ today*_*!!!ㅋㅋㅋ

XIUMIN: Then what did I bring back!? What was it…… Or did you just take away my heart…..?♡

FAN: Minseok-ah, just give some dot here so that Noona can work!
Noona is supposed to do my work now but I can’t do it, so here I am!!
Put down something here, even if just a dot!! So I can work!!!!!!!!!!
Minseok, I love you >_<

XIUMIN: ’ . ‘ Dot!

FAN: Minseok-ah, if you do a (rubik’s) cube battle with Luhan, who would win? Luhan is good at playing cube.

XIUMIN: (Rubik’s) cube…. I have confidence in messing it up!! ㅋㅋㅋ Of course Luhan is better than me;; hingㅜㅜ

FAN: Super cool Minseok Oppa, please just read this one!!!!
I’m going to sleep☞☜
Good night~~~
What’s ‘good night’ in Chinese?
Anyways, good night Oppa~~~~

XIUMIN: Wan an~(Good night)♡

FAN: Minseok-ah, I like you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So please reply me ㅠㅠ

XIUMIN: I like you too!!!♡

FAN: If you didn’t reply me, I will hate Oppa!!!!! Though I can’t hate you even if I said soㅠㅠㅠ

XIUMIN: Then since I replied you, you will keep liking me ㅋㅋㅋ Ppyong♡

FAN: Minseok-ah!! You are handsome!!!!! Who calls you Baozi? Luhan? No, you’re ‘handsome Baozi’!!

XIUMIN: Really?? I’m blushing;;ㅋㅋ

FAN: Oppa, would you do a dance battle with me?
I have confidence that I dance really well hehehㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
I also want to have a dance battle with Jongdae (Chen) oppaㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋXiumin-seok jjang!!♡

XIUMIN: ‘Dance Machine Chen’…. Who said that?!!ㅋㅋ

FAN: If you replied me just once, I wouldn’t eat you~~~~~~♥
I miss you Xiumin
Please accept my heartㅎㅎ I love you♥♥

XIUMIN: Phew~~ I didn’t get eaten„„,ㅋㅋㅋ

FAN: Minseok oppa, when you won 2nd place at the singing competition what song did you sing?
So that I can listen to it. Please let me know. It’s not that hard to write a reply.

XIUMIN: Emerald Castle - Footsteps

FAN: Minseok-ah, what did you do when you met the K-members? You’re back in Korea after a long time, right? What did you do when you met the K-members? I’m so curious ㅜㅜㅜ

XIUMIN: When I met the K-members… We….. hugged each other tight ^^ㅋㅋㅋ

FAN: Minseok Oppa, thank you for being born. I love you♡♡♡♡

XIUMIN: Thank you for being born too^^

FAN: Minseok Oppa! Who’s the chef in EXO-M?
Minseok Oppa~ Who do you call the chef in EXO-M?
I mean the Mom~ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
Kyungsoo is the Mom in K ㅎㅎ The 3-minutes-chef ㅎㅎㅎㅎ

XIUMIN: We have Chef LAY!! His hand-taste is just~~ㅋㅋㅋ

FAN: Do you have any Korean food you miss the most when you’re in China?
Eventhough Noona can’t prepare your meal myself, I will if I had the chance…. someday!!!!
When you go to China, you somehow won’t be able to eat Korean foods. Do you have any food that comes to your mind the most?

XIUMIN: All Chinese foods are really~ delicious ㅋㅋ But the food that often comes to my mind is… the food that my Mom cooked ㅜㅜ

FAN: Minseok-ahㅠㅠㅠ? Even if there’s no answer EXO-M gives me strength..
I met up with my friends today but I felt like I was the only one who’s left behind. I was so sad..ㅠㅠ
But as I got home and saw EXO-M picture, I feel betterㅠㅠ I’m so happy I thought I’d cryㅠㅠㅜㅜ
What’s the use of friends…right…???!!
I like EXO-M so much. I like Minseok so muchㅠㅅㅠ♥♥♥♥♥♥

XIUMIN: You really like me so much?? Me too~!!♥

FAN: Minseok-ah, why didn’t you draw a heart?
The other 5 drew hearts next to my name. You’re the only one who didn’t ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Even now, come on give me one ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
I love you ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
♡

XIUMIN: ♡

FAN: Minseok-ahㅠㅠ Aren’t you going to do activities in Korea?????? Hmm??
Minseok-ah♡♡♡♡♡
Just give me one heartㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

XIUMIN: We’re always doing activities in your heart^^ ㅋㅋㅋ

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Sun, 20 May 2012 15:50:55 +0700

JUST FRIEND vs BEST FRIEND (Twitter Edition)

Sat, 12 May 2012 23:45:00 +0700

Just friend: *at heart* “WTF she’s flooding again. That’s it, I’m unfollowing her!”

— UNFOLLOWED — friendship gets awkward.

______________________________

Best friend: *mentions you directly* “Bitch, you’re flooding. stfu.”

You: *replying* “Whatever, you shut up. haha.”

— NEXT WEEK — hanging out & having fun together.

[TRANS] LAY'S FANBOARD REPLIES & MESSAGE (120510)

Fri, 11 May 2012 00:52:39 +0700

FAN: LAY~ How good is your Korean?
Ga Na Da Ra Ma Ba Sa A Ja Cha Ka Ta ___ Ha !
What letter is there between Ta and Ha?
If you could guess it I’d give my love a billion times, heart heart

LAY: I’ve been living in Korea for 4 years. I’ve learned Korean hard but I’m still not good at it. I’ll try harder. Korean fans, please give me and EXO-M a lot of supports^^

FAN: Lay~ Give me just one ‘heart’ too.. If I got one I have no other wishㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

LAY: ♡

FAN: Lay Lay Lay!!! Where are you?!
Just give me one reply, where are you going? ㅠㅠ
Just give me one ‘heart’!! Even if just one heart,
it would give me strength!! Lay, say ‘hwaiting’!! I’ll always support you.

LAY: ♡ Hwaiting!

FAN: Oppa, was the fansigning fun???? How were the Korean fans????????

LAY: Thank you for giving us a lot of love. I want to have a concert in Korea soon. Please look forward to it.

FAN: Lay! Can we meet again? When will we meet again? Tomorrow (fansign) is in Incheon, it’s too farㅜㅜㅜ

LAY: But you’ll still come to see me, right? ^^

FAN: Lay Oppa! You did a heart today, you were embarassaed right? It was so so cute. I love you, Oppa ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

LAY: Thank you ^^

FAN: Lay, do you hate me? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Xing, do you hate me?ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

LAY: No. I like all the fans ^^

FAN: Lay, please smile more often~ I really like your smiling face. Please show your smiling face often in the future, okay?? ♡

LAY: I’ll give you a smile ^-^

FAN: Lay Oppa, which one of these phrases you like to hear the most?

- You’re handsome
- You’re cute
- You’re a man
- The food you cook is delicious
- You’re funny (witty)

LAY: I like them all ^^

FAN: Lay~ What is your favorite color??
What color do you like?ㅎㅎ
Red, black, blue, white,
gray, orange, yellow, green.
Please pick one~

LAY: Purple, black ^^

FAN: I’m learning Chinese because of Lay:)
I want to chat with you in the futureㅠㅠ!
Lay, I like you ♡

LAY: Really? Later if you get a chance, please do come to China!
You definitely won’t be disappointed ㅋㅋ

FAN: Lay.. I have a very important test tomorrow. Would you cheer for me? Please!!! ㅠㅠㅠㅠ I love you!

LAY: Hwaiting!! You can do it!!

And he replied one message in Chinese. Since I don’t understand Chinese, I just skipped it, sorry ㅠㅠ

and finally,

Lay’s message :

It was really fun.
Thank you for all of your supports.
I felt really happy.
I’m sorry I can’t reply all of you.
Just knowing that you guys love us is enough~
You will also come to Incheon tomorrow, right? I’ll be waiting!! ^^

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[TRANS] XIUMIN post on EXO-M official fanboard (120509)

Thu, 10 May 2012 16:12:00 +0700

여러부~~~운~~~

댓글 다 못달아드려서 미안해요ㅜㅜ

다음번 만남때는 정말 빛의속도로 손가락을 움직이겠습니다!!

오늘 싸인회때 여러분들과 가까이 만나서 정말 행복했어요^^ㅋㅋ

내일도 또 오실거죠???안오면 쪼꼼„섭섭…ㅋ

오늘 이렇게 여러분들과 대화할수 있어서 너무너무 좋아요!!! 앙♡

그럼!!!

여러부~~~운~~~

잘자요~♥

아!! 내일 영등포랑 금요일 인천에 있을 팬싸인회때 봐요~~굿나잇^^

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Guuuu~~~yyyss~~~
I’m sorry I can’t reply all of the messagesㅜㅜ
At the next meeting I will actually move my fingers at the speed of light!!
I was really happy to meet you all closely at the fansign today^^ㅋㅋ
You will also come tomorrow, right??? If you didn’t I will be a bit„ sad…ㅋ
I’m so so happy to be able to talk with you all like this today!!! Aing♡
So!!!

Guuuu~~~yyyss~~~
Good night~♥
Ah!! See you tomorrow at Yeongdongpo fansign and at Incheon fansign on Friday~~ Good night^^

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BAOZIBUTT Y U SO CUTE ;__________________;

Tao : Blah blah Xiumin : Er… (he speaks) in...

Thu, 10 May 2012 05:18:00 +0700

Tao : Blah blah

Xiumin : Er… (he speaks) in Chinese…

Tao : ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Luhan : ????

Xiumin : Well, because Tao is cute let’s just laugh.

Tao : ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Luhan : Tao, what is it??????

LOL my babies ♥♥

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Thu, 10 May 2012 05:13:47 +0700

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Thu, 10 May 2012 05:11:37 +0700

hzel93: MAMA my WHAT THE FUCK fangirl version lmfao… i’m a sick...

Wed, 09 May 2012 14:00:43 +0700

hzel93:

MAMA my WHAT THE FUCK fangirl version lmfao… i’m a sick fangirl sorry.

wtf am i doing lol idk.
i love the screamo part though. hahaha. don’t judge me or i’m gonna let you roll like a buffalo and tao will wushu you okay ;__;

ROLLING LIKE A BUFFALO LITERALLY. LEMME DIE LAUGHING.

I’ll see you on Sunday bb ;_____;

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:13:53 +0700

I’ll see you on Sunday bb ;_____;

[TRANS] From. EXO-M Kris

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:15:37 +0700

TRANSLATION:

Hello. I’m EXO-M Leader Kris.
How are you guys doing? I hope you all like our first mini album «MAMA» ^^
After a hundred days of online promotion, we finally made our debut!! ㅋㅋㅋ
Although we’re now working in China, we want to meet the fans from all over the world who’ve been giving us love and support.
You guys are the proofs of our 100 days debut and our development. ^^
I couldn’t communicate with you all in person, so today I’m greeting you all through ‘From. EXO-M board’.
We’re now in China recording a very nice program called «Avenue of Stars».
Thank you so much to all the program officials for giving us such a nice stage and it was really a big honor for us to be able to participate in the program.
Anyways, I still remember our first Showcase, you guys were awesome.
It will always be one of the best moment that I will treasure in my life.
I miss you all. I love you. You guys are ‘JJANG’!!

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